Mary Loves Pumpkins

I've been trying to get my wife to become a "Pumpkin Head", a fan of the universe's greatest band, hold Al Yankovic, the Smashing Pumpkins. The first step to completing my plan was taking her to the Knoxville Fair, but after trying to smash her head into this giant pumpkin, she was unhappy and swore off the band. Too bad :-(.